gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

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kangaya:

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

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I refuse to chase anyone anymore Six Word Story (via opalka)

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